A Very Unhappy ThanksChanukah

Do you see my face in this picture? It's not my usual smiling, happy-go-lucky image. I'm getting kind of pissed that I haven't heard back from Mayor Thompson about my pardon, and he's no longer taking my calls. He's failed to return 52 messages in the past several days, hasn't responded to the 73 texts I've sent, and has blocked my email address. 

I'd camp out in front of his office, but that would leave me vulnerable. I'm still hiding under the bed as I type this. 

Sorry to be so negative. Please, go on with your preparations for a happy ThanksChanukah / Thanksgivukkah. I'll be fine. Probably.