I'm now going to retire and live out the rest of my life in safety and security, forever hopeful that Sarah Silverman will someday notice me. Does she not realize that we are meant to be together?
Before I go, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine, an ambassador for all that is awesome about Chrismukkah: Gillda the GefiltELFish. Gillda will join Judolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is bringing people together this holiday season. Get yourself a MENORNAMENT of one of them - or both of them! I don't want to be lonely on your tree next year.
Yours in fair and fowl weather,